nontarian:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

im slowly unlearning how to english

talkativeprovocative:

every fandom ever

i think the fact that this is emma stone makes it even more appropriate

waveatairplanes:

#the best part about this is that it was unscripted #that was just Chris Pratt improvising 

masasexual:

marciewantsthev:

masasexual:

Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you.  ”May I have this dance?” they ask.  You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.

Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

lolsofunny:

illseeyou-rosetyler:

just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing

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bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

best-of-funny:

calamithyjane:

omg maybe he lied to protect us from asylum?

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A social network that doesn’t want to be social. We are weird tumblr people and proud about that.

sorryforpartybarackin:

OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not

wennkillz:

            Sashaquana Bank Center // Camden, NJ // May 19, 2013

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